Why I love Reptiles...
1. They don't stink up your house, unless you don't clean their cage. Which makes it you stinking up your own house.
2. They don't demand attention, just food.
3. They shed in one piece, well most of them.
4. Apartments don't make you pay extra for having them.... probably doesn't apply if you decide to get an alligator. But you get the idea.
5. They don't scratch the furniture, poop on your carpet, or climb on the counters.
Why I love Reptiles..
